The Heart of Gold is a ship powered by the Infinite Improbability Drive. It is also a ship powered by ego, stolen architecture, and a small robot who wants very much to be left alone. Here is my review.

I have spent the last fourteen million years reviewing the doors aboard the Heart of Gold. The results are not good. I present them here in the faint hope that someone, somewhere, might care.

The Infinite Improbability Drive is one of the most elegant, confusing, and occasionally lavender-colored technologies in existence. Here is a brief primer for anyone who spent the lectures looking out the window.